yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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