How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Did I show you my penis last night?
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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