I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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