really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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