we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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