Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
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