Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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