My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I want to fling myself into the sun
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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