She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
