You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
