Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
they need to just BURY HIM!
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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