just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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