so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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