Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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