I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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