the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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