Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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