I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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