But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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