I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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