Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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