i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
So squirting runs in the family.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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