did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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