Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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