you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
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