suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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