what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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