I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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