I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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