If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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