Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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