after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
i think im in europe. pls send help
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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