Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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