I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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