Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
The power of my boobs compel you
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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