i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
Randomize
