Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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