all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
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