IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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