How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
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