Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Randomize
