Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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