If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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