So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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