walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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