does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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