So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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