Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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