when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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