if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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