It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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