So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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