remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
found the other keg... it's in the tree
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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