Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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