2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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