i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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