i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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