Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Randomize