he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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