i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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