I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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