Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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