This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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